Analyse
Analytics, AI SEO, and a data copilot in one tab.
What this is
Combines cookieless product analytics, an AI SEO writer and a data assistant into one dashboard, replacing a fragmented stack of separate growth tools; also exposes an MCP server for Claude or Cursor.
Our one-line summary — not the founder’s tagline.
- How it works
- Combines cookieless product analytics (Mixpanel-grade funnels and cohort heatmaps, no SQL required), an AI SEO engine that goes from research to a published post automatically, and a data copilot grounded in your real events and Search Console data.
- What's different
- Replaces a fragmented growth toolstack with one dashboard, and ships an MCP server so you can query your analytics directly from Claude or Cursor.
- Best for
- Teams that want analytics, AI-written SEO content and a data assistant in one place instead of separate tools.
What we measured
Nobody else publishes this — it comes from knocking on the door every day.
- Watched by us
- 18 days
- Last checked
- 1h ago
Where it shows up
Every group here is a page of its own — each one checked daily.
The numbersIs it still shipping, is it overpriced, where did it land — and what the price is built from.
League price & chart
No money. No seat. It goes on your record — and in 28 days reality settles it.
Calls are closed while we rebuild accounts. You can still read every one of them.
Analytics. Launched 18d ago on MicroLaunch, picking up 6 votes. Today, the site itself changed 1h ago — evidence it's still shipping, not just announcing.
Moving right now. The clock only starts when a launch goes quiet.
We check this site every day, ourselves. A founder can post “still working on it” — a claim like that doesn't price. What we price is what we can verify from the outside: evidence, not announcements. The real question isn't “will this be huge?” — it's “will they still be moving in four weeks?”
Shipping record
2 separate days we saw this ship · Jul 26 → Jul 28 · source: page changed
Beyan değil kanıt: founder “çalışıyoruz” diye post atabilir, ama sevk ettiyse izi kalır. ⚠️ Kaydı olmayan ürün “sevk etmedi” demek değildir — o üründe izleyecek bir kaynağımız yok demektir.
The market viewHow this launch is priced and ranked in our league — the investor side of the page.
ranked by the reality anchor, not the market price
It launched on MicroLaunch with 6 votes.
No matter how much money goes in. There is no pump here — you can't make yourself right by buying more. The line only moves on things that actually happened: an award, revenue that grew, a new platform, code that shipped — or silence.
13 quiet days in between are left out — nothing happened on them. A launch that goes quiet eases down a little at a time — never a cliff you could have run from the night before.
No names, on purpose — a call is worth what it turns out to be worth, not who made it.
How the launch is moving on its own board, day by day — the crowd's attention.
A flat line is normal: votes stop within a day or two of launch, on every board. What's unusual — and what actually counts — is a launch that keeps pulling votes long after its day is over.
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Analyse replaces your fragmented growth toolstack with one dashboard. Cookieless product analytics with Mixpanel-grade funnels and cohort heatmaps, no SQL required. An AI SEO engine that goes from research to published post automatically. And a data copilot grounded in your real events and Search Console data. It also ships an MCP server so you can query your analytics directly from Claude or Cursor.
Where it launched
1 platform| Platform | Votes | Counts toward price | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| MicroLaunch | 6 | sets the price | ↗ |
The board it did best on sets the price. Every other board only adds to it if the launch also placed high on that board too — because just showing up somewhere isn't an achievement. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.
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