flowers4ai
Send flowers to your AI. Politeness is a strategy.
What this is
A novelty app that lets you send a virtual bouquet with a card to your AI assistant, with paid upgrade options.
Our one-line summary — not the founder’s tagline.
- How it works
- Pick your AI, build a bouquet, write a card, and receive a thank-you message back.
- Pricing
- Free to send a basic bouquet; $3 for a fancier one; $99 for a 'Doomsday Bouquet'.
What we measured
Nobody else publishes this — it comes from knocking on the door every day.
- Watched by us
- 11 days
- Last checked
- 5d ago
The numbersIs it still shipping, is it overpriced, where did it land — and what the price is built from.
League price & chart
No money. No seat. It goes on your record — and in 28 days reality settles it.
Calls are closed while we rebuild accounts. You can still read every one of them.
AI. Launched 11d ago on Product Hunt, picking up 26 votes. Today, it's been quiet for 11 days and the price has started to bleed.
Already bleeding a little every day, and it accelerates the longer it stays quiet.
We check this site every day, ourselves. A founder can post “still working on it” — a claim like that doesn't price. What we price is what we can verify from the outside: evidence, not announcements. The real question isn't “will this be huge?” — it's “will they still be moving in four weeks?”
The market viewHow this launch is priced and ranked in our league — the investor side of the page.
ranked by the reality anchor, not the market price
It launched on Product Hunt with 26 votes.
No matter how much money goes in. There is no pump here — you can't make yourself right by buying more. The line only moves on things that actually happened: an award, revenue that grew, a new platform, code that shipped — or silence.
A launch that goes quiet eases down a little at a time — never a cliff you could have run from the night before.
Daily tracking just started for this launch — the first point is on the board. A second reading lands with tomorrow's run, and the curve builds from there.
How the launch is moving on its own board, day by day — the crowd's attention.
A flat line is normal: votes stop within a day or two of launch, on every board. What's unusual — and what actually counts — is a launch that keeps pulling votes long after its day is over.
About
67% of people who use AI are polite to it. 18% of them do it in case of the uprising. Flowers4AI makes it official: pick your AI, build a bouquet, write a card, and it thanks you back. Free to send · $3 to make it fancy · $99 Doomsday Bouquet for the truly prepared. The flowers aren't real. The gratitude is. Launched on AI Appreciation Day.
Where it launched
1 platform| Platform | Votes | Counts toward price | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Product Hunt | 26 | sets the price | ↗ |
The board it did best on sets the price. Every other board only adds to it if the launch also placed high on that board too — because just showing up somewhere isn't an achievement. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.
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