LOCK TF IN
An AI drill sergeant that roasts you until you train
What this is
We haven’t read this one yet — so we won’t describe it in our own words. What’s below is measured, not written.
What we measured
Nobody else publishes this — it comes from knocking on the door every day.
- Watched by us
- since today
The numbersIs it still shipping, is it overpriced, where did it land — and what the price is built from.
League price & chart
Priced 60 at IPO on Jul 29. The curve starts building with the next run — Jul 30, 2026.
No money. No seat. It goes on your record — and in 28 days reality settles it.
Calls are closed while we rebuild accounts. You can still read every one of them.
AI. Launched 3h ago on Product Hunt, picking up 2 votes. Today, we don't have a clean reading on the site right now, so we won't call its status either way.
Moving right now. The clock only starts when a launch goes quiet.
We check this site every day, ourselves. A founder can post “still working on it” — a claim like that doesn't price. What we price is what we can verify from the outside: evidence, not announcements. The real question isn't “will this be huge?” — it's “will they still be moving in four weeks?”
The market viewHow this launch is priced and ranked in our league — the investor side of the page.
ranked by the reality anchor, not the market price
It launched on Product Hunt with 2 votes.
No matter how much money goes in. There is no pump here — you can't make yourself right by buying more. The line only moves on things that actually happened: an award, revenue that grew, a new platform, code that shipped — or silence.
A launch that goes quiet eases down a little at a time — never a cliff you could have run from the night before.
Daily tracking just started for this launch — the first point is on the board. A second reading lands with tomorrow's run, and the curve builds from there.
How the launch is moving on its own board, day by day — the crowd's attention.
A flat line is normal: votes stop within a day or two of launch, on every board. What's unusual — and what actually counts — is a launch that keeps pulling votes long after its day is over.
About
LOCK TF IN is the fitness app for people who don't respond to gentle encouragement. Log a workout and keep your streak — or catch a genuinely funny, savage roast from an AI drill sergeant who does not accept your excuses. No 47-step onboarding, no notifications pretending to care. Just brutal, funny accountability that actually works.
Where it launched
1 platform| Platform | Votes | Counts toward price | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Product Hunt | 2 | sets the price | ↗ |
The board it did best on sets the price. Every other board only adds to it if the launch also placed high on that board too — because just showing up somewhere isn't an achievement. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.
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