
Pitch Ponies
Your Brand Characters. Your Story. Weekly.
What this is
Turns your brand's marketing into a recurring comic-strip series with continuing characters, aimed at founders and marketers whose content usually gets scrolled past.
Our one-line summary — not the founder’s tagline.
- How it works
- Gives a brand a recurring cast of comic characters and turns marketing into an ongoing comic strip, publishing directly to WordPress or Wix and outputting social content.
- What's different
- Recurring characters build recognition over time the way a single post or founder selfie can't — the same mechanic behind Marketoonist and Work Chronicles, made available without hiring a cartoonist.
- Best for
- Founders and marketers whose blog posts and announcements usually get scrolled past.
What we measured
Nobody else publishes this — it comes from knocking on the door every day.
- Watched by us
- 17 days
- Last checked
- 11d ago
Where it shows up
Every group here is a page of its own — each one checked daily.
The numbersIs it still shipping, is it overpriced, where did it land — and what the price is built from.
League price & chart
No money. No seat. It goes on your record — and in 28 days reality settles it.
Calls are closed while we rebuild accounts. You can still read every one of them.
Design. Launched 17d ago on PeerPush, where it placed #499. Today, it's been quiet for 15 days and the price has started to bleed.
Already bleeding a little every day, and it accelerates the longer it stays quiet.
We check this site every day, ourselves. A founder can post “still working on it” — a claim like that doesn't price. What we price is what we can verify from the outside: evidence, not announcements. The real question isn't “will this be huge?” — it's “will they still be moving in four weeks?”
The market viewHow this launch is priced and ranked in our league — the investor side of the page.
ranked by the reality anchor, not the market price
It placed #499 on PeerPush with 6 votes.
No matter how much money goes in. There is no pump here — you can't make yourself right by buying more. The line only moves on things that actually happened: an award, revenue that grew, a new platform, code that shipped — or silence.
En eski 4 hareket bu listede yok — toplam 16 olay var. 1 quiet day in between are left out — nothing happened on them. A launch that goes quiet eases down a little at a time — never a cliff you could have run from the night before.
How the launch is moving on its own board, day by day — the crowd's attention.
A flat line is normal: votes stop within a day or two of launch, on every board. What's unusual — and what actually counts — is a launch that keeps pulling votes long after its day is over.
About
Most startup content is invisible. Blog posts get skipped, feature announcements get scrolled past, and "authentic brand storytelling" usually means another founder selfie. Pitch Ponies takes a different approach: it gives your brand a recurring cast of comic characters and turns your marketing into an ongoing strip. Recurring characters do what ordinary content can't. A post gets scrolled past; a character gets recognized. Episode #14 gets read because episodes #1–13 built the habit. That's the mechanic behind Marketoonist and Work Chronicles — and Pitch Ponies makes it available to any founder without hiring a cartoonist. What it does: Creates a consistent character universe for your brand (your product, your customers, your industry's daily absurdities) Generates comic strips with those characters — same cast, every episode Publishes directly to your WordPress or Wix site Outputs social-ready formats for LinkedIn and X Who it's for: solo founders, indie hackers, and small agencies that need to stand out without an ad budget. We use it on ourselves: every comic we publish is made with our own plugin — including the comic book telling the true story of two software veterans in Auckland, New Zealand trying to get a startup noticed from the bottom of the world. If our strips don't make you want the next episode, don't install it. Founder story blurb (PeerPush is build-in-public culture, so this section pulls weight): After 20+ years building software for other companies (SAP, Cisco, startups), we kept hitting the same wall — building was the easy half; getting noticed was the expensive half. Pitch Ponies started as a card game about startup life at our kitchen table. When we turned our struggles into characters, people finally leaned in. So we productized it. Use-case / audience tags to select: content marketing, social media, brand storytelling, WordPress, Wix, indie hackers, solopreneurs, founders, marketing agencies.
Where it launched
1 platform| Platform | Votes | Counts toward price | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| PeerPush | 6 | sets the price | ↗ |
The board it did best on sets the price. Every other board only adds to it if the launch also placed high on that board too — because just showing up somewhere isn't an achievement. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.
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