WouldPietEat
AI judges your food against the strictest whole-foods diet
What this is
An AI photo tool that judges a plate of food against a strict whole-foods diet and returns a shareable verdict card, for anyone curious whether a meal fits that standard, as a free parody tribute.
Our one-line summary — not the founder’s tagline.
- How it works
- snap a photo of food, AI vision identifies each item and scores it against a whole-foods-only standard, then produces a stamped verdict with per-item reasoning.
- Pricing
- free, no signup.
- Best for
- people who want a quick, shareable check of whether a meal fits a strict whole-foods diet.
What we measured
Nobody else publishes this — it comes from knocking on the door every day.
- Watched by us
- 12 days
- Last checked
- 9d ago
Where it shows up
Every group here is a page of its own — each one checked daily.
The numbersIs it still shipping, is it overpriced, where did it land — and what the price is built from.
League price & chart
No money. No seat. It goes on your record — and in 28 days reality settles it.
Calls are closed while we rebuild accounts. You can still read every one of them.
Other. Launched 12d ago on Product Hunt, picking up 3 votes. Today, it's been quiet for 12 days and the price has started to bleed.
Already bleeding a little every day, and it accelerates the longer it stays quiet.
We check this site every day, ourselves. A founder can post “still working on it” — a claim like that doesn't price. What we price is what we can verify from the outside: evidence, not announcements. The real question isn't “will this be huge?” — it's “will they still be moving in four weeks?”
The market viewHow this launch is priced and ranked in our league — the investor side of the page.
ranked by the reality anchor, not the market price
It launched on Product Hunt with 3 votes.
No matter how much money goes in. There is no pump here — you can't make yourself right by buying more. The line only moves on things that actually happened: an award, revenue that grew, a new platform, code that shipped — or silence.
En eski 1 hareket bu listede yok — toplam 13 olay var. A launch that goes quiet eases down a little at a time — never a cliff you could have run from the night before.
Daily tracking just started for this launch — the first point is on the board. A second reading lands with tomorrow's run, and the curve builds from there.
How the launch is moving on its own board, day by day — the crowd's attention.
A flat line is normal: votes stop within a day or two of launch, on every board. What's unusual — and what actually counts — is a launch that keeps pulling votes long after its day is over.
About
Snap a photo of any plate, snack, or drink. AI vision identifies every item and judges each one against the strictest whole-foods standard on the internet: meat, fish, eggs, veg, fruit, rice, sweet potato. Nothing processed, no sugar, no soda — one cheat meal a week. Every verdict comes with a stamp (PIET WOULD EAT / CHEAT MEAL ONLY / WOULD NOT EAT), per-item reasoning, and a shareable verdict card. Free, no signup. A parody tribute to a certain Dutch indie hacker's diet.
Where it launched
1 platform| Platform | Votes | Counts toward price | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Product Hunt | 3 | sets the price | ↗ |
The board it did best on sets the price. Every other board only adds to it if the launch also placed high on that board too — because just showing up somewhere isn't an achievement. Listing on twelve directories is free; placing well on them isn't.
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