touchinggrass.lol · House #24,087

What it is

Calls itself “pay-to-rank leaderboard”.

• Calls itself: pay-to-rank leaderboard

“…touchinggrass.lol — pay to rank, go outside to keep it”

“A pay-to-rank leaderboard for founders who can afford the bid”

Where it puts itself

Rules out “payment card numbers”.

• Says it will not: payment card numbers

“Because a ranking you can buy forever is just an ads.txt file with extra steps. touchinggrass.lol makes the rank rot unless the founder physically went outside.”

“We never receive or store payment card numbers.”

What it costs

No free plan. No monthly or yearly plan. No one-time option. Prices quoted: $1, $5.

• One-time: no
• Monthly: no
• Yearly: no
• Commission: no
• Free plan: no
• Price: $1 · $5

“The minimum first listing bid is $1.”

“Skip leg day is $5 flat, owner only.”

Who it sells to

Sells to consumers. Built for solo users. Made for founders.

• Sells to: consumers
• Company size: solo / indie
• Made for: founders

“A pay-to-rank leaderboard for founders who can afford the bid”

How it runs

A web app. Hosted in the cloud. AI is a side feature.

• Kind: web
• Runs where: cloud / hosted
• AI role: a side feature

“…touchinggrass.lol is a public pay-to-rank leaderboard.”

“Cloudflare — hosting, database, cache, photo storage, and transactional email.”

What it works with

Analyzes / reviews Corvidly. Names Cloudflare, OpenAI and 3 more on its pages.

• Analyzes / reviews: Corvidly
• Names: Cloudflare · OpenAI · Stripe · +2

“Cloudflare for hosting and storage”

“Corvidly — AI writer and scheduler for X and Bluesky”

What it offers as proof

Live, no waitlist. Claims “150 visitors”. Trying it asks for an email. Publishes docs.

• Number claimed: 150 visitors
• Instant signup: yes
• Trial asks for: an email address

“Login with X”

“You must be signed in with X to bid.”