Silly Con Valley - Startup simulator · House #32,202

What it is

Calls itself “startup simulator”.

• Calls itself: startup simulator

“…startup simulator”

Where it puts itself

Claims “ultimate”.

• Superlative claim: ultimate

“The ultimate 1980s retro iOS startup simulator.”

What it costs

No free plan.

• Free plan: no

“Download free on the App Store!”

“Go to checkout -> https://sillyconvalleygame.com/checkout/”

Who it sells to

Sells to consumers. Made for CTO.

• Sells to: consumers
• Made for: CTO

“Play Silly Con Valley — the 80s retro startup simulator for iPhone & iPad.”

“Recruit rockstar CTOs and meme-obsessed Hype Officers”

How it runs

A mobile app for iOS. Hosted in the cloud. Distributed through the App Store. AI is a side feature. Built with WordPress and Google Analytics.

• Kind: mobile
• Runs on: iOS
• Runs where: cloud / hosted
• Distributed via: App Store
• AI role: a side feature
• Built with: WordPress
• Analytics: Google Analytics

“…iOS startup simulator game”

“Play Silly Con Valley — the 80s retro startup simulator for iPhone & iPad.”

What it works with

Runs inside Silly Con Valley. Names App Store, Claude and 5 more on its pages.

• Runs inside: Silly Con Valley
• Names: App Store · Claude · Gemini · +4

“Download free on the App Store!”

“…built in collaborative partnership with state-of-the-art AI models ( Claude and Gemini ) handling the heavy Swift engineering”

What it offers as proof

Live, no waitlist. Claims “16 reviews”. Try it without signing up.

• Number claimed: 16 reviews
• Instant signup: yes
• Trial asks for: nothing

“Download free on the App Store!”

“⭐️ 5.0 / 5.0 ON APP STORE (16 REVIEWS)”